Jonny: “Hey Dad. Are you ‘my guy?’” Me: “I don’t know. We didn’t really say ‘my guy’ when I was growing up. We said like… ‘dude.’” Jonny: “Like ‘Crush’ (the turtle) from Finding Nemo.” Me: “Yeah. I guess.” Jonny: “That makes sense.” Me: “Why?” Jonny: “Because Crush is like 150 years old.”
😎😂😂😂 Me: “Boy! Go to bed!” #myRareTreasure #KabukiSyndrome #Ausome

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