sigh
So Jonah used to be REALLY into Toy Story.
I’m glad he’s not anymore.
Really glad.
Some of you may remember I posted last year about Jonah flooding our ground level with 6 inches of standing water after watching “Partysaurus Rex” (the Toy Story short)…
And when he also turned off our power strip to the freezer because that’s what the dinosaur did in the OTHER Toy Story short… (turn off a power strip to finally “surrender” to a kid)…
Or when I found all his action figures in our freaking VENTS because that’s how all the toys got around in the “Toy Story of Terror” short.
I’m SO glad he’s through that phase…
Really. Really glad.
Because LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE FREAKING ABOMINATION OF A SORRY EXCUSE OF A MOVIE THAT IS CALLED “ENCANTO!!!”
DISNEY!!!
Do you know you are telling a story where a pivotal character lives inside the walls of their own house??
Do you know you are telling a story where the main character ventures INTO SAID WALLS to meet this other character?
DO YOU KNOW MY CHILD?
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve had to tell him there is no Bruno living in our vents and crawl spaces.
I cannot tell you how many times I have heard this stupid song!
I CAN NOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH MY WALLS DO NOT NEED HOLES OR “CRACKS” IN THEM!
Here are some actual things I have heard myself mutter in the past week.
“No. You can’t make holes in the wall.”
“No. You will NOT fit into the hole you just made.”
“No, you can’t make a passageway behind a painting. Behind ANY paintings.”
“No, you can’t drop things into the hole you made in the drywall for ‘Bruno.’”
“NO, YOU CANNOT ‘BREAK’ OR DESTROY OUR HOUSE!”
“NO, IT WILL NOT BRING EVERYBODY TOGETHER IF YOU DO!!”
🤬🙄🤦♂️
If my walls end up “cracked” and destroyed because of this stupid movie, I AM COMING FOR YOU DISNEY!!!
And I expect a full regiment of dancing freaking villagers to turn my destroyed dump into a magic freaking ghost house that fixes and cleans itself.
🤬
I quit.
#BrunoNeedsToComeHomeDaddy
#noTheVillagersWillNOTcomeRebuildOurHomeIfYouBreakItPal
#noCasitaWillNOTfixitEither