(I wrote this today… based on ACTUAL events)
I saw Daddy laying down in bed…
Sometimes Daddy lays down in bed and it’s not even night time! Isn’t that silly?
Why would Daddy want to sleep when it’s not even NIGHT TIME??
There is so much fun to be had while the sun is still up.
Daddy might miss the fun! (We can’t have that).
So I decided to do Daddy a favor and make sure he has ALL THE FUN he could possibly have in a day.
Which doesn’t include SILLY SLEEPING! Silly Daddy.
So I asked Daddy to get up.
But Daddy did not get up.
So I YELLED at Daddy to “WAKE UP!!!”
But Daddy did not get up.
So I climbed on his bed and started jumping on it.
But Daddy did not get up.
Maybe he couldn’t hear me screaming or feel me jumping.
So I started doing “knee drops” and simultaneously screaming directly in Daddy’s ear as loud as I could. I didn’t even try to use any words. Sometimes, they just get in the way. Loud screaming usually wakes Daddy up.
But Daddy did not get up.
So I decided to throw pillows on top of Daddy to bury him. I know I’m not supposed to jump on him because he could get hurt… but pillows won’t hurt him, right?
But Daddy did not get up.
WHY WON’T DADDY GET UP??!!
And then I remembered what Daddy did to get the cats to move when they were being naughty. He did it when they climbed the Christmas Tree or when they jumped on the dining table.
That would be perfect to get Daddy up!!
So I ran downstairs to get the thing I needed and ran back up to Daddy’s room.
Silly Daddy. Still trying to sleep.
So I pulled out the “kitty corrector” filled with ice-cold water and I sprayed it directly in his face…
Over and over and over…
And guess what??
DADDY GOT UP!!
And he didn’t miss any more fun!
The End.
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