Forgot this happened when we were in Maui…
Jonny walks up to me and straight up flips me the bird while yelling, “SUCKA!!!”
I sat dumbfounded blinking at what my sweet little boy had just done and trying to figure out what miscreant had taught him that.
He smiled at me like I should be proud of him for something.
He did it again. He stuck his hand right in my face. “SUCKA!!!”
Then I got it.
I started laughing hysterically.
…”Close, Jonny. You gotta put up your thumb and pinky bud. Like this.
And you gotta say ‘Shaka!!’ Not ‘Sucka.’ ”
This kid. I swear.